BEN GOOD AND ACTION PANTS
w/ 4-H Royalty
Friday, September 24, 2010 · 9pm
· $5.00
Welcome to the officially sanctioned, exclusive internet home for my
songs. I was at first hesitant to turn over exclusive rights, but after
five hours of negotiation with myself (which left in its wake two
broken bathroom mirrors, three rolls of toilet paper, and half a pack of
band-aids), a mutually acceptable contract was drawn up, allowing for
the creation of the page that is now before you. I'm not at liberty to
disclose the terms of our arrangement, but I can confirm that they
involve beer and self-gratification.