Kitchen open: Sun. – Thur. 11:00am to 11:00pm
Fri. & Sat. 11:00am to 9pm
*All sandwiches come with cajun chips and a pickle, add curly fries for $1.50
Add a small side salad for $1.00
Add queso to any sandwich for $0.50
Add bacon to any sandwich for $0.75
Add guacamole to any sandwich for $1.00
Add green chile to any sandwich for $2.00
Add or double the meat on any sandwich for $2.00
Road 34 Philly: $7.99
A heaping helping of steak, provolone, mushrooms, onions & green peppers smothered in
cheesy con queso.
Fire In The Disco: $7.99
Cajun grilled chicken, provolone, sauteed green peppers, onions, black olives & jalapenos
with Cholula ranch, lettuce & tomato.
Johnny Z: $7.99
Thinly sliced roast beef, swiss cheese, onions & bacon laced with horsey mayo and topped
with lettuce & tomato. Served hot or cold.
Roasted turkey, muenster, bacon, onions & banana peppers with your choice of ranch or
mayo topped with lettuce and tomato. Served hot or cold.
Naked Homeless Man: $7.99
Grilled chicken, provolone & bacon. Showered in Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce.
“No homeless men were harmed in the making of this sandwich”
Richard In The Dirt: $9.99
A pile of shredded steak sauteed with onions, green peppers, light
jalapenos and covered in provolone on an open faced bun then drowned in green chile
and melted cheddar cheese.
King Richard In The Dirt: $15.99
Double up and you have a meal fit for a king.
Flat Fire: $7.99
Grilled chicken, provolone, bacon, guacamole & tomato.
Pleather Jacket: $7.99
Our one and only hot wing sandwich. Grilled chicken, provolone, mushrooms,
onion, and jalapenos cooked in hot wing sauce. Your choice of a side of ranch or blu
cheese. “Fire in the mouth!”
Chicken Philly: $7.99
Seasoned chicken with provolone, onions, mushrooms & green peppers. Sound Familiar?
Roasted turkey, swiss, onions, banana peppers & tomato with horsey mayo to finish it off.
Served hot or cold.
Lil Nick: $7.99
Our italian specialty packed with genoa salami, pepperoni, cappicola ham, provolone, onions,
banana peppers, black olives, lettuce & tomato finished with mayo and italian dressing.
Served hot or cold.
Lawn Jockey: $6.99
Sauteed green peppers, onions, banana peppers, black olives, mushrooms, provolone &
swiss cheese topped with lettuce & tomato. Your choice of dressing (ranch, Cholula ranch,
mayo, italian or spicy mustard). Served hot or cold.
You know the routine: bacon, lettuce and tomato finished off with mayo.
Chips & Dips:
Con Queso $4.50
or….The Infamous Mexi Threeway! $6.50
F’ing Nachos: $8.50
Shredded cheese melted over tortilla chips and topped with sauteed onions, green
peppers, jalapenos, black olives & tomatoes. Topped off with sour cream & guacamole.
Add Cajun chicken, grilled chicken, or steak: $2.00
Uncle Chicko’s Oral Fiesta: $12.99
Yeah, take our cajun chicken nachos and bury the fauker in green chile and top it off with
shredded cheddar, sour cream, and guacamole. Welcome to the party!
Green Indica: $6.99
Our salad alternative. A bed of lettuce topped with tomatoes, green peppers, onions,
banana peppers, mushrooms & black olives finished with shredded cheese.
Your choice of dressing: Ranch, Cholula ranch, Italian, honey mustard, or bleu cheese.
Keep it vegetarian friendly or add: Bacon $1.00
Grilled or cajun Chicken $2.00
Salsa $1.50 Green Chile $2.00
Queso $2.00 Guacamole $2.50
Letters from Dean
All Generous Portions provided for your fried food pleasure: $3.99
Mac and Cheese Wedges (8)
Italian Mozzerella Sticks w/ marinara sauce (8)
Cheese stuffed Jalapeno Faukers (8)
Onion Battered Green Beans
Fried Chicken Fritters, tenders, whatever they are: $6.99
Choice of sauces
Honey Mustard, Ranch, Cholula Ranch, Bbq, Blue Cheese, Ketchup, Marinara,
Buffalo Wing Sauce
Big Ass Basket of Curly Fries: $3.50
Same Big Ass Basket smothered in queso: $4.50
All of the above drowned in pork green chili. That’s right, pork green chili, queso,
curly fries: $5.50
Any nachos and a select micro pitchers $15.00
Monday through Saturday
4pm to 8pm
Sunday all day